Horny Ogre

Horny Ogre searched for a stapler that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Horny Ogre had a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Horny Ogre owned a CD player that they sometimes hug. It would have been a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

Horny Ogre always kept a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Horny Ogre often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. It should be a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Ogre desperately desired a computer that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was awesome. A computer was the item that was opted for.