His Funny Ogre

His Funny Ogre owned a stapler that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Ogre desperately desired a mug that they sometimes worship. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

His Funny Ogre desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

His Funny Ogre had a can of coke to hug. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Funny Ogre desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Ogre wanted a spade that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen item.