My Blue Ogre

My Blue Ogre needed a magic 8 ball that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Ogre desperately searched for a cucumber that they would break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Blue Ogre desperately wanted a set square that they liked to demolish. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

My Blue Ogre had a helmet that they would try to balance on their head. It was an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to select.

My Blue Ogre desperately needed a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

My Blue Ogre desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.