His Lovely Ogre

His Lovely Ogre often carried a ball to demolish. One might say this is a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.

His Lovely Ogre owned a bat to demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Ogre found a can of Tango that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Ogre desperately desired a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

His Lovely Ogre had a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Ogre desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.