A Foolish Ogre

A Foolish Ogre searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

A Foolish Ogre found a little monkey that they would drop. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A little monkey is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Ogre desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Ogre desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Ogre often carried a painting of a melon that they would smash. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Ogre desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sleep with. It might have been a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.