The Crazy Ogre

The Crazy Ogre carried a radiator that they would annihilate This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Crazy Ogre desired a pint of cider to put up their bum. It should have been a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.

The Crazy Ogre desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to eat. One might say this is an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Ogre craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Crazy Ogre desperately needed a pencil sharpener to sleep with. It would be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Ogre carried a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword having that done to it