The Angry Ogre

The Angry Ogre searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. It would be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awesome. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Angry Ogre desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Angry Ogre always kept a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Angry Ogre wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Ogre always carried a CD player that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Ogre needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.