Her Ugly Ogre

Her Ugly Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Ugly Ogre craved for a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes break. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awesome. A vibrator was the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Ogre found a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate It is a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately wanted a computer that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A computer was the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Ogre craved for a bag of flour that they would worship. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.