Red Ogre

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Red Ogre desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Red Ogre desperately desired a bag of flour to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Red Ogre desperately desired a rubber chicken to throw. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Red Ogre carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Red Ogre desperately desired a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Red Ogre desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. It might be a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.