The Handsome Ogre

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The Handsome Ogre desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Ogre always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Ogre desired a pint of cider that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Handsome Ogre always carried a cheese grater that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Handsome Ogre had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Ogre always had with them a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a funny activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item selected.