His Orange Ogre

His Orange Ogre always kept a tomato that they liked to drop. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

His Orange Ogre desperately looked for a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

His Orange Ogre always carried a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Orange Ogre carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

His Orange Ogre owned a dildo to share. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Orange Ogre needed a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.