The Handsome Ogre

The Handsome Ogre craved for a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Ogre looked for a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Ogre often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Ogre carried a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Handsome Ogre desperately looked for a set square that they would sleep with. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Ogre desperately desired a crown that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.