Their Big Ogre

Their Big Ogre owned a sword that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword is the item to select.

Their Big Ogre looked for a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Their Big Ogre found a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Their Big Ogre always had with them a wig to put down their trousers. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Their Big Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Their Big Ogre needed a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.