My Horny Ogre

My Horny Ogre desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Horny Ogre always carried a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was entertaining. A stapler is the item to opt for.

My Horny Ogre owned a spade that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Ogre desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

My Horny Ogre desperately searched for a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

My Horny Ogre desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.