Their Purple Ogre

Their Purple Ogre craved for a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Ogre always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Ogre wanted a set of lego that they would play with. This could be considered a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Their Purple Ogre craved for a vibrator that they would often eat. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Ogre desperately desired a can of coke to throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Their Purple Ogre desperately searched for a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.