The Chinese Ogre

The Chinese Ogre searched for a ball that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Ogre always carried a melon that they would often smash. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Ogre looked for a cup that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A cup being the chosen item.

The Chinese Ogre searched for a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It should be an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Ogre desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Ogre carried a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.