My Fucking Newt

My Fucking Newt desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. This seems a strange activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

My Fucking Newt desired a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Fucking Newt desperately looked for a bag of flour to put on his head. It might have been a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour of all things.

My Fucking Newt desired a painting of a melon that they would play with. It was a different activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Fucking Newt wanted a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It should be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Newt always carried a pen that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.