Their Ugly Newt

Their Ugly Newt often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Their Ugly Newt carried a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

Their Ugly Newt wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was exciting. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Their Ugly Newt desperately craved for a radiator that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. A radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Newt owned a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Ugly Newt desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be simply life. A bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.