His Special Newt

His Special Newt always kept a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

His Special Newt often carried a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

His Special Newt had a teapot that they would demolish. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Special Newt always kept a wig that they would worship. It was considered to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Special Newt needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

His Special Newt had a piece of paper that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.