My Silly Newt

My Silly Newt desperately desired a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Newt often carried a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Newt searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

My Silly Newt desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

My Silly Newt craved for a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

My Silly Newt needed a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot of all things.