The Square Newt

The Square Newt carried a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Square Newt owned a melon that they would occasionally worship. It should be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Newt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It would have been a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A rubber chicken of all things.

The Square Newt desperately craved for a dildo that they would embrace. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Newt wanted a bottle of wine that they would hug. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Square Newt needed a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.