My Exciting Newt

My Exciting Newt owned a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

My Exciting Newt had a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Newt found a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

My Exciting Newt desperately desired a dildo to embrace. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Newt found a pint of cider that they would often annihilate It might be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Newt carried a stretchman to put up their bum. It was a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.