My Yellow Newt

My Yellow Newt always kept a bag of poop that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

My Yellow Newt always carried a block of cheese that they would often play with. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

My Yellow Newt needed a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

My Yellow Newt often carried a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Newt desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.

My Yellow Newt carried a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. A rubber chicken was the chosen item.