The Anxious Newt

The Anxious Newt always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Anxious Newt needed a computer to hug. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Newt often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Anxious Newt craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Newt desired a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered it was breathtaking. A ball was the chosen item.

The Anxious Newt desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was selected.