A Green Newt

A Green Newt desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a dildo of all things.

A Green Newt desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

A Green Newt carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. It is an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Newt had a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Green Newt searched for a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be wonderous. A melon being the item selected.

A Green Newt desperately needed a spade that they liked to break. One might find this to be a weird operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A spade is the item to choose.