Their Cute Newt

Their Cute Newt desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Their Cute Newt desperately searched for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

Their Cute Newt found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Their Cute Newt always kept a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

Their Cute Newt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. It would be an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Their Cute Newt desired a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.