Her Purple Newt

Her Purple Newt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Newt desperately looked for a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cup being the thing selected.

Her Purple Newt searched for a porno magazine that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Newt desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Her Purple Newt wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Her Purple Newt desired a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.