The Eccentric Newt

The Eccentric Newt desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Newt had a crown that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown being the item selected.

The Eccentric Newt found a ball to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Newt desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally play with. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Newt desperately searched for a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Newt often carried a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was opted for.