A Careful Newt

A Careful Newt found a bag of flour that they would sleep with. It might have been a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Careful Newt desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Careful Newt often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Careful Newt wanted a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Careful Newt always kept a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

A Careful Newt desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.