The Brainy Newt

The Brainy Newt owned a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

The Brainy Newt always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Newt carried a spade that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Newt looked for a lava lamp to demolish. It might be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Newt found a CD player that they would throw. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Newt desired a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A ball being the thing selected.