Eccentric Nerd

Eccentric Nerd craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Eccentric Nerd looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Nerd desperately craved for a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Eccentric Nerd desired a pint of beer that they would smash. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Eccentric Nerd craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Eccentric Nerd owned a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.