Fucking Nerd

Fucking Nerd found a pen that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Nerd craved for a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be sublime. A teapot being the chosen item.

Fucking Nerd had a can of coke that they would often worship. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Fucking Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Fucking Nerd wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Fucking Nerd found a spade that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was opted for.