His Unusual Nerd

His Unusual Nerd looked for a melon that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Unusual Nerd searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

His Unusual Nerd always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Unusual Nerd desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Unusual Nerd always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

His Unusual Nerd looked for a set of lego to worship. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A set of lego was the chosen item.