Scary Nerd

Scary Nerd needed a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen item.

Scary Nerd searched for a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny of all things.

Scary Nerd desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Scary Nerd desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Scary Nerd desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Scary Nerd desperately desired a pint of cider that they would annihilate It was a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.