Special Monster
Special Monster had a stretchman to insert somewhere. It would be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.
Special Monster always carried a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.
Special Monster desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.
Special Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.
Special Monster desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.
Special Monster craved for a dildo to worship. It might be an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.
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The juxtaposition of these mundane yet bizarre items—especially the chocolate bar in the bath—creates such a delightfully surreal character profile for the Special Monster. I am genuinely curious to know what the final fate of that rubber chicken was, as you left us right at the edge of that discovery! Do you have plans to write more adventures for this unique creature, or is this a standalone piece of creative writing?