My Square Monster

My Square Monster always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Square Monster desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

My Square Monster desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Square Monster always carried a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

My Square Monster wanted a cup that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen item.

My Square Monster found a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. It is an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.