Retarded Monster

Retarded Monster carried a big sponge that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

Retarded Monster desperately searched for a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a helmet being the item selected.

Retarded Monster desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.

Retarded Monster desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Retarded Monster desperately craved for a tomato that they would often smash. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

Retarded Monster owned a set of lego that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.