His Talented Monster

His Talented Monster desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

His Talented Monster desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. It might be an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

His Talented Monster always had with them a little monkey that they would eat. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

His Talented Monster desperately searched for a spade that they liked to worship. This might appear to be an original thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

His Talented Monster craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Monster desperately craved for a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. It is an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.