A Lucky Monster

A Lucky Monster desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

A Lucky Monster found a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

A Lucky Monster had a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

A Lucky Monster always carried a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Lucky Monster had a dildo that they would occasionally share. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Lucky Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. It would be an original operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.