Square Monster

Square Monster craved for a computer that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Square Monster looked for a custard pie that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Square Monster searched for a can of Tango that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Square Monster craved for a radiator that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Square Monster desired a toilet brush that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Square Monster desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.