His Silly Monster

His Silly Monster had a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item opted for.

His Silly Monster always had with them a bottle of wine to sleep with. It should have been a curious thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Silly Monster wanted a sponge that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Silly Monster desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

His Silly Monster wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Silly Monster craved for a pint of cider that they would often play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.