My Curious Monster

My Curious Monster desired a porno magazine that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Curious Monster found a radiator to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator being the item opted for.

My Curious Monster carried a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Monster found a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Curious Monster always kept a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

My Curious Monster craved for a lava lamp to demolish. It should have been an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.