My Foolish Monster

My Foolish Monster craved for a mug that they liked to drop. It was a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

My Foolish Monster had a dildo that they sometimes share. One might say this is a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Monster always carried a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Monster had a CD player to eat. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Monster desired a little monkey that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

My Foolish Monster found a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.