The Different Monster

The Different Monster desperately needed a bottle of coke to break. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Monster often carried a bag of poop to put down their trousers. One might say this is a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be fun. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Different Monster often carried a spade that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Different Monster always kept a sword that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Monster often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Monster had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.