Their Lovely Monster

Their Lovely Monster always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Monster desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Their Lovely Monster owned a helmet that they liked to put on his head. This seems a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Monster desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Their Lovely Monster craved for a stretchman that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Monster found a cup that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Honestly, a cup being the thing opted for.