The Scary Monster

The Scary Monster carried a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. It is a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Monster searched for a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Monster looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. It might be an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected it was epic. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Monster found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Scary Monster desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Monster desperately wanted a wig to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.