Her Red Monster

Her Red Monster always had with them a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It is an original proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Her Red Monster desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Her Red Monster wanted a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

Her Red Monster desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Her Red Monster had a vibrator that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a new idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Her Red Monster always carried a tomato that they would often break. It was a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.