The Scary Monster

The Scary Monster desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

The Scary Monster searched for a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A crown being the thing selected.

The Scary Monster always carried a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Monster desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Scary Monster wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Scary Monster often carried a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels it was epic. A bat is the item to select.