The Yellow Monster

The Yellow Monster looked for a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Monster desperately searched for a sword that they would smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Monster desperately looked for a block of cheese to smash. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Monster desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Yellow Monster craved for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Yellow Monster needed a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.