The Foolish Monster

The Foolish Monster had a melon that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

The Foolish Monster desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be stunning. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Monster desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Monster always carried a piece of paper to share. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Monster had a mug to eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

The Foolish Monster always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a different operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.